Folks! We have a new contest here at FB.c and the winner will receive a Big Bordo 120cm Lock that works great with your fat-bike plus a stylin’ ABUS Baseball Hat compliments of ABUS Mobile Security, Inc. Retail value of these prizes are over $160.00!
Simple contest. Submit a limerick (you know, a form of poetry where the first two lines rhyme with the last line and the third and fourth line rhyme) and we will judge you.
Example:
Our website is called fat-bike.com
One of our biggest fans is your mom
She emails us almost daily
Her name seems to be Baily
All of us here think she’s the bomb
Rules:
- Use “ABUS Lock”, “Bordo” or “Bordo Big” at the end of the first line and go from there. My mind already reels at the possibilities!
- I am the sole judge and will award the prize to the limerick that I think deserves the prize.
- Submit entries to: sven@fat-bike.com by no later than Midnight CST on Friday, May 9th to be considered.
- All entries become the property of fat-bike.com. We will publish the winner as well as other limericks as we see fit.
Make sure to check out our review of the Bordo Big from earlier in the year so you know what you are playing for.
Fat-bike Friendly Specs from ABUS for the Bordo Big:
- Designed for protection in areas with a Medium theft risk
- Steel bars, with extra soft coating to prevent damage to the bicycle’s paint
- Rattle free holder with Velcro or bottle cage mounting fits most bikes
- Two keys are supplied with the lock
- Length: 120cm (3.9ft)
- List Price: $160.00
I won’t win the big ABUS lock,
Some here may think I’m a cock,
But on YouTube I went,
To view criminal intent,
And they cut one in less than a tock.