A few years back we ran a Pimp my Pugs contest, where we took the winner’s snow white pugs and made it blanca de blingy! That was back when there were only 4 or 5 fat-bikes to choose from, so for our spring contest, we’re going to turn the tables and pimp your parts with a grand prize of a new Framed Alaskan Carbon Fiber – Frame and Fork! All you have to do, to win, is record the Best Radio Promo!
The BEST RADIO PROMO Contest!
1st Place – Framed Alaskan Carbon Frame & Fork
2nd Place – Two Framed Minnesota Folding Bead Tires
3rd Place – a cheap set of steak knives
How do I enter, Uncle Gomez?
Just call our studio line (818-918-2453) and record your radio promo. You can also record a radio promo and send us an mp3 to firstname.lastname@example.org. Be sure to include your name, email and phone number, so we can contact you (in case you win!). We’ll accept entries up till midnight on June 30th, 2015 and the winners will be announced right here on the Weekly Dose of Fat Show on July 3rd, 2015. Be sure to read the contest rules below.
You may be wondering – What’s a Radio Promo?
We broadcast them on every show. They’re short recorded messages that remind people of what they’re listening to….write your own clever radio promo for the Weekly Dose of Fat with Sven and Gomez. or say something about fat-bike radio. Do a celebrity imitation, or just burp the whole thing. Get creative! You can say something as simple as : You’re listening to the Weekly Dose of Fat with Sven and Gomez (if you don’t want to win) or you can get creative and record something like : This is former world leader George W. Bush, I wondered about which fat-bike to get, so I listened to Sven and Gomez on Fat-Bike Radio and now I’m really confused! (but now you can’t do that one cuz that would be cheating, unless you do a really good GWB)
Rules and Such
We will allow 3,1475 entries per person. All entries may or may not be broadcast as actual radio promos for the Weekly Dose of Fat, fat-bike radio, its subsidiaries, the bike black ribbon society and various dark covens of the sisters burdock. Entries will be judged by our panel of judges ((gomez)) and then be awarded. Our judge’s determination is final. Entries that get recorded without contact information will not win. This contest is void, where prohibited and limited to the inhabitants of earth. If you experience an erection that lasts longer than four hours, see your physician immediately.