Today on the 5th rendition of the Black Ribbon Bike Hour, Crazy Chris Daisy, Departing Dave, BBR Test Pilot, Evan and Uncle Gomez join forces in the Florida Room at the Electric Chicklet Studios, located in the South of the Big Whiskey (not France) near the soothing shores of Lake Michigami. There was definitely gnome magic in the air as we recorded the fifth finger of the legendary “five fingers of fun” (not death) referenced in the ancient and secret gnome scrolls (patent pending). We yammer on for an hour and twenty-five minutes, so now you know that you can’t even trust the title of the radio program, let alone, any of the content. Or you can look at it as a bonus…..or maybe a left eyed gypsie curse. We hope you enjoy the show, one tenth as much, as we did recording it! These are some crazy good times!
Local Scene with Thad Carson from Kansas City
8Lumens – http://8lumens.bigcartel.com/
Bicycle Pubes – https://www.instagram.com/bicyclepubes/
Cycling Caps – Taddihog.com – https://www.facebook.com/taddihoggcyclinghats/
Band: Fourensics – Song : Questions – https://www.reverbnation.com/thefourensics
THE WORD ON THE STREET
We all talk about what kind of summer wheels we’ve tried on our fat-bikes in response to a reader question from Dan McGrady in Colorado.
Spank Rims – http://spank-ind.com/type-rim.php
Maxxis – Ikon Plus Tires – http://www.maxxis.com/tires/bicycle/fatplus-tires
Borealis Carbondale Rims – https://www.fatbike.com/product/carbondale-27-5/
Black Ribbon Liquor Cabinet
Bib & Tucker Bourbon – http://www.3badge.com/bibandtucker/
Bookers – http://www.bookersbourbon.com/batches/
Cyclist’s Waving Protocols – Do you wave?
Two Roads Brewing – Road to Ruin IPA – https://tworoadsbrewing.com/beers/view/road-2-ruin-double-ipa
(I think this is when the wheels fall off)
I think we should get a breathalyzer to check our BAC when things go haywire. Just to get a baseline measurement for madness.
HBO released another Tour de Pharm trailer…
BBR Safety Meeting
Let’s stop the current trend of Cyclists getting killed by automobiles! Let us form a coalition….get involved….push for better laws, infrastructure and Safety! Talk to your neighbors, co-workers, cult members, friends, lawyers, and countrymen about peace love and the abolition of bike murder. Put down your phone! Stop with the make-up and pay attention to the two ton widow maker that you’re supposed to be piloting. Do not rob children of their mothers and fathers, do not collect two hundred dollars, go directly to Hell!
Only 10 More Days to Get a Ticket!
Send your peculiar bike fetish stories to firstname.lastname@example.org and one of our clandestine operatives will contact you with the secret word…..or like is sez at the end of the show….cast them adrift to the four winds….same difference.