Some of you may recognise my Fatback 190 named Otis in this shot that I took up near Two Rivers on the Lake Michigan Shoreline. When I saw this shot it reminded me of the soft focus photographs that appear on anniversary cards or other romantic greeting cards that one might see at their favorite card shop, grocery store or bodega. So I started writing verses for the inside of the card, based on a bad ass fat-bike (like otis) gracing the front of said greeting card. I should probably state some kind of disclaimer that says essentially, that we’re not responsible for any divorces or damages done with frying pans up side your head, if you choose to give this kind of greeting card to your husband, wife, mother or paramour.
Here are a few verses for the inside panel of our hypothetical greeting card that are sure to elicit…..strong feelings.
I love you almost as much as my fat-bike! or I love you more than my fat-bike or Our Love is as strong as my fat-bike
Happy Mothers day from your vagrant son/daughter. You always taught us to be happy, so instead of visiting you on Mothers Day we went riding on the beach and drank a few beers in your honor!
Happy Anniversary! If you really loved me you would buy me a fat-bike!
Our love is as strong as a cyclist’s love for their fat-bike…..well, almost as strong…
Happy Holidays! – Lets Ride Bikes!
Happy Gnome Day – Lets Ride Bikes!
My Fat-Bike Never Gets a Headache – Get Well Soon
This is probably why I’m not gainfully employed as a greeting card engineer. Feel free to write your own verse and post it in the comments! Also feel free to download the photo and use one, of many, online printing services to make a lovely greeting card for your friends, family or loved ones.
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