The Synapse from Tifosi – by Netto

There are sunglasses and sunglasses. Fashion statements that mostly everyone who wants to be cool wears. Aviators, big bug looking ones, trendy, purposeful, etc., the list goes on and on.

For one, I was given the amazing opportunity to get a package delivered by pigeon here in the beautiful city of Chicago. Gomez knows how to lure pigeons for nefarious air mail services. I opened the package and was amazed, like a high voltage energy drink commercial, how these sunglasses were not homemade, but provided by Tifosi Optics. Which model? The Synapse. Race Neon. I put them on and by the powers of the ancient Norse Gods, I was feeling like I had high voltage! With a rush of wind, I ran to the bike room, got the fat bike, and went for a stroll down the Lake Shore Path.

The Synapse are stylish, with a hint of Neon greenish color. I like how the frame and lenses wrap nicely along my Fabio-esque facial physique. The rubberized frame over the ears, fits snuggly along with the nose bridge for that effervescent non-slip while sweating performance. The other super d’hooper thing the Synapse is its LIGHT NIGHT FOTOTEC technology. Invented by some scientists using alchemy, these lenses can go from darkish to light, depending on light conditions. Perfect for overcast days, and good for night riding also.

The Synapse from Tifosi: lightweight, stylish, gnome protection that retails for $70.

Ask your parents for permission. Look fast, ride fast, and have fun!

Click on link below to view the TifosiĀ 2017 Buyers Guide


4 Responses to The Synapse from Tifosi – by Netto

  1. Allroy June 8, 2017 at 6:15 pm #

    You should never ever set a pair of sunglasses without a wrap around frame lens edge down. Shame on you. Always set them upside down resting on the brow of the frame. And second of all, only wear Oakleys. They are worth every penny.

    • Gomez June 9, 2017 at 1:34 pm #

      or maybe a sunglasses doily….what were we thinking?

    • Ernesto June 12, 2017 at 7:16 am #

      It’s ok Allroy, it was a giant foam stunt rock.

  2. Erv Spanks June 14, 2017 at 3:14 am #

    Stunt Rock – is that like emo punk or death metal?